This is one of those episodes that just takes an absurd premise and escalates it to insane levels…and somehow manages to have a heart in there somewhere.
Garnet’s Universe
This episode is mostly just a pastiche of Super Mario and classic children’s anime. You probably already know about how much enjoyment you’ll get from it.
Fusion Cuisine
This episode manages to combine absurdity with just enough sincerity that I can forgive the contrivances that lead to the whole scenario (and the awkwardness which subsequently ensues).
Keep Beach City Weird
The most interesting aspect of this episode is the philosophical thesis it posits…with which I disagree.

Island Adventure
Sadie, Lars, and Steven trap themselves on an island. A surprising amount of drama ensues (with musical accompaniment from Steven).
Secret Team
How come the best things in life are things you can’t tell other people, because you’d get in big trouble?
Space Race
Pearl’s peculiar relationship with Greg comes into focus as Steven tries to cheer her up with a spaceship.
House Guest
This is an episode I like much better in concept than in execution.
Ocean Gem
That’s some magical destiny stuff right there.
Mirror Gem
Everyone Steven meets is a friend, and he always tries to help his friends.